The Matrix is so…


Yesterday and today I watched The Matrix. The Matrix is one of my all-time favorites. Anytime the Matrix trilogy aired on television I tried to be front and center because it’s dope. This movie sticks out specifically because it’s the first movie I watched with my first college boyfriend, that was 1999.

Fast forward to 2017 and the brothers who directed the trilogy are certified transgender females and now watching The Matrix I said to myself “yep, this movie is gay”. Then it became funnier. I couldn’t figure out why I loved this movie so much but now I know it’s the gay undertones which makes this movie so awesome to me.

Even the flying bugs were shooting lasers from their penises. Watching Agent Smith monologue Morpheus reminded me of my older sister screaming for me to shut up but had no choice but to listen because she was handcuffed to a chair. She was loosing her shit. It seems like two women arguing. Neo jumps into Smith like Super Bitch!! I want to be as unfuckwithable as Neo! #goals

Question time:

How many times did it look like Morpheus wanted to say “bitch”?

In the matrix, was it intentional to name Zion with a Z because it’s the last human city and Z is the last letter in the alphabet?
Could Morpheus not get out of the chair with his hands cuffed? I’m confused.  I mean cause feet. He could have knelt over and got up. He could have run and jumped and got the out of there. I mean what are handcuffs? You just shot at me and she just slammed into the glass building. I think we can tackle some handcuffs.


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