Looking for a driver who can read GPS like a G

Don’t talk. We also need a handyman. He better get some new dick and new teeth. Eat when the work is done. You’re so brave. They are moving the money. iFly. She makes men and it’s a sexy thing.

I can tell you how a man is really gay…I mean really loves man parts.

My Uber driver told me he wanted more attention because he loves attention.

I said sign me up. I ain’t doing shit and I’m looking for people like you.  I have a lot of free time.  I can give you attention in spades.  As a matter of fact, let’s play spades.

He ain’t interested… cause he can’t get it up for me.

At any given time a gay man needs to be able to get busy. Shakes head yes.

That is the difference. Sex. He wants to f**k this dude. Bisexual my ass.

I gave a gay guy my number and told him to give me a call if he wants to hang out and grab a drink. That would be a negative.

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