“Real Housewives of New York” on Bravo

Seven psychopaths. Old witches meet MTV’s Real World Road Rules Challenge. This is bonkers. They are 50.  I don’t know if anybody is taking notes but all of these women are divorced. Dating doesn’t get better for them they just talk more. Nobody listens to Sonya. I will make your issue about me in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Dorinda the stories she tells are legend. This friendship above anything. How you choose to live your life is up to you. I will be screaming in here in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I’ve been to a retirement home mixer so I can say this, Frankel’s holiday party had that feel. How many “mashuganas” can one person hear that night over the curtains. Was anybody there on an air tank stroller?  How was midnight bingo?  That sounds kinda fucking cool actually.

Donald Trump is a dead ringer for Ramona. Wild birds.  Jule’s husband was looking around the room for his divorce.  Prediction: Luann’s new husband will also leave her.  What good is freedom if it means being boring?

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