Category Archives: talent

Blogging

When reading a blog, rarely do I care what makes you an expert.  I do not research your validity, your background, college, current profession or name.  It’s the topic Mr. Anderson…it’s what I Googled.  It’s what returned.  Where are these people searching for answers on your background on the internet?

It smells.  It’s the taste.  Your facts sound good, prestigious…I didn’t get past the third word in your bio.  Keep it short, keep it factual, shrugs.  Make it sound like music to my ears.

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Weekend Winedown 5/19/2017

Kids. There is never a situation I need to be around a child. My roommate has kids and his daughter asked me if I worked for her dad…doing what? What job would I possibly do here that required your dad to kick you out of your bedroom? I was watching a TLC commercial and the chick asked how would you tell identical twins apart and my first thought was to take a picture of the baby with its name written on it and hang it around its neck…that was my first thought.

Anywho, here is some music I liked yesterday.  Enjoy your weekend!!

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Tidal

Weekend Winedown 5/12/2017

I am convinced I am in heaven!!

Yes, I know it is Monday and I don’t care.  This late post is well worth it. The Weeknd came to town Saturday night and it was unbelievable.  I said to myself this concert rivals her royal highness, Beyoncé.  Yes, they are two different people in every sense of the word but The Weeknd’s concert was off the charts.

He opened with “Starboy” and from there it was on!! His energy filled up Phillips Arena and at one point it was so loud he had to motion to the crowd to bring it down a notch so he could be heard…it was like that!

6Lack, Belly and Rae Sremmurd joined The Weeknd on tour and we went nuts.  I’m going to stop talking now and continue to live in the moment.  You guys enjoy your week!!

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Tidal
Starboy

Sidewalks

Tell Your Friends


True Colors

6LACK – PRBLMS

Rae Sremmurd – Black Beatles

Can’t Feel My Face

I Feel It Coming

The Hills

May 11th

8:15 pm 5/10/2017

I’m preheating the oven for some pasta I said I wasn’t going to eat. 8:17, I cut the oven off and laid on the floor and couldn’t stop thinking about tomorrow. Reflecting back on the last 364 days and what has happened:

  1. Moved out of the roommates mystery mansion.
  2. Moved in with a guy who told everyone I was his girlfriend and I played the role. Every minute was a low point. Moved out.
  3. Moved in with the sister. Money this. Rice on the floor that. Slept in the living room because the spare bedroom got turned into the garage because the garage was filled with non-rent paying junk. Moved out.
  4. Moved into my own place. 

Now what. Everyday my head has so many thoughts and at this moment I’m looking for an answer to “is this ok?” 

Trust the process. Tomorrow, somewhere around 10am, will be the anniversary of my retirement.  To celebrate the momentous occasion I’m going to Topgolf. I hope it rains.

“Real Housewives of New York” on Bravo

Seven psychopaths. Old witches meet MTV’s Real World Road Rules Challenge. This is bonkers. They are 50.  I don’t know if anybody is taking notes but all of these women are divorced. Dating doesn’t get better for them they just talk more. Nobody listens to Sonya. I will make your issue about me in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Dorinda the stories she tells are legend. This friendship above anything. How you choose to live your life is up to you. I will be screaming in here in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I’ve been to a retirement home mixer so I can say this, Frankel’s holiday party had that feel. How many “mashuganas” can one person hear that night over the curtains. Was anybody there on an air tank stroller?  How was midnight bingo?  That sounds kinda fucking cool actually.

Donald Trump is a dead ringer for Ramona. Wild birds.  Jule’s husband was looking around the room for his divorce.  Prediction: Luann’s new husband will also leave her.  What good is freedom if it means being boring?