Miles Daniel: A Short

Written, directed and starring Atalaya Wilder

Producer: William L. Forsyth, Jr.

Introducing: Miles Daniel

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“Real Housewives of New York” on Bravo

Seven psychopaths. Old witches meet MTV’s Real World Road Rules Challenge. This is bonkers. They are 50.  I don’t know if anybody is taking notes but all of these women are divorced. Dating doesn’t get better for them they just talk more. Nobody listens to Sonya. I will make your issue about me in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Dorinda the stories she tells are legend. This friendship above anything. How you choose to live your life is up to you. I will be screaming in here in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I’ve been to a retirement home mixer so I can say this, Frankel’s holiday party had that feel. How many “mashuganas” can one person hear that night over the curtains. Was anybody there on an air tank stroller?  How was midnight bingo?  That sounds kinda fucking cool actually.

Donald Trump is a dead ringer for Ramona. Wild birds.  Jule’s husband was looking around the room for his divorce.  Prediction: Luann’s new husband will also leave her.  What good is freedom if it means being boring?

“Making History” on Fox

This show is when a lucid dream and what I can only imagine as acid meets.  It is all over the place.  This show is run by lunatic geniuses.  Today is this dudes birthday, he got shot in the eyes, his classic car was scratched by his partner. A mess.  What is this dudes problem?  Soon they are gonna start cooking blue meth.

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How many of us are dating our fathers?

I just got off the phone and the first thing I said to myself is “I’m dating my father”. Why this is a problem:

  1. I don’t like my father.
  2. He is that guy who ruins a day with “I’m going to tell you what I would have done for you last week today and it’s also too late”

Somebody please help me understand #2 because it is a big ole pile of it.

And three, I DON’T WANT TO DATE MY FATHER!!

Dear Money

Do you find it funny my writing to you? I’ve been waiting for you. I imagine your voice to be sweet.

What do you like?

I want to know everything about you. Your likes your dislikes.

Do you have a favorite food?

What’s your name?

Dancers. You like dancers. Funny.

You like flying. Comfortable.

What are you wearing?

Are you shy?

  • Relax yourself. It’s what you do. It’s best for you.

I can see it.

Stress

How do you clear your mind?

What should I do?

I feel stuck right now.

I need of a web developer that I can work with and have no clue how to find them.

I’m going back and forth with myself debating if I should contact him or not.  The last thing I told Bill before I blocked him in my phone was “I am not happier with you”.  I wasn’t happy.  He put me in a place I have never been before.  If we can’t be lovers we can’t be anything.

Life isn’t fair.  I am in a place in my life where I am not about burning bridges.  I want to reach out because he has been where I am but is it worth it?  Leaving and returning hasn’t made the situation better…yet.

I am tense and I can feel the stress cramping in my neck.

This is so simple I said, no need to worry about the cost, why should I.

Yes my budget is laughable but it’s all I have.  There is no more help.  This is the last account I can empty.  I believe in it.  What am I going to do?

He’s on a date.  Philip, Scott insert here is going to drop him off.  Their getting closer.  He looks like a little girl.  Blushing.

I didn’t realize I was going to have to take these things out my hair.  Holding mum breath.  I’m pregnant. Pregnant.  This belly.  Free-flowing lightweight.

Do you think you can feel someone thinking about you?  Are these feelings my own?  My head is stone.  Hire a gay male assistant.

Isn’t the internet cool?  Relaxation.