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2/25/2017 9:05pm EST

2/25/2017 9:05pm  – 9:46pm EST

>> Click here>> Whoa…then I had to play Black Rob #whoa.  I just heard SHeTher, #RemyMa went in and made her comedic debut at Nicki Minaj’s expense, and I immediately got to work.  I could not be lazy. I could not be still. I am typing this right now. She goes in on this track and you could feel it coming from a mile away. We are overdue for a rap beef.

A lot of things happened today:

  1. I exercised my religious beliefs today and the lady responded with , “now, that’s crazy” LMAO….still funny.
  2. Jordan Peele got an A+ with “Get Out“. Go see that shit so we can talk about it.  If you have seen that shit, let’s talk!!
  3. Master Blaster was in my head all day “jammin til the break ove dawn“.
  4. Billy really does have great taste in music.  He needs to share his playlists with me.
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  6. Got BLESSED!! Thank you God. God bless you!!
  7. Warmed my hands under Bill’s balls in the Uber.
  8. All Uber drivers…all of y’all need to watch Vampire in Brooklyn…there is one scene in there that is seasoned to perfection for y’alls asses. Also, f**k you too.  If you know your car scent is sour…and I tell you…don’t act like you didn’t know this car STANK.  Stop driving; take your car to your nearest car wash/detail IMMEDIATELY. Two words: tax write-off. Uber I blame you for this. I am sure your customers leaving their jobs or homes, they hate…really hate to have any part of their day ruined sitting in one of your “VIP” level cars not knowing that the driver secretly hates his passengers (yeah fellas it’s mostly you)…GET IT TOGETHER!  YouTube has a bootleg version of Vampire in Brooklyn and if you choose to watch, skip ahead to minute 31:31 and get your life.
  9. Lastly sit back, relax and listen to some Stevie Wonder and roll up…it just feels good.  Here’s one of my faves to get you started:
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The Matrix is so…

Gay.

Yesterday and today I watched The Matrix. The Matrix is one of my all-time favorites. Anytime the Matrix trilogy aired on television I tried to be front and center because it’s dope. This movie sticks out specifically because it’s the first movie I watched with my first college boyfriend, that was 1999.

Fast forward to 2017 and the brothers who directed the trilogy are certified transgender females and now watching The Matrix I said to myself “yep, this movie is gay”. Then it became funnier. I couldn’t figure out why I loved this movie so much but now I know it’s the gay undertones which makes this movie so awesome to me.

Even the flying bugs were shooting lasers from their penises. Watching Agent Smith monologue Morpheus reminded me of my older sister screaming for me to shut up but had no choice but to listen because she was handcuffed to a chair. She was loosing her shit. It seems like two women arguing. Neo jumps into Smith like Super Bitch!! I want to be as unfuckwithable as Neo! #goals

Question time:

How many times did it look like Morpheus wanted to say “bitch”?

In the matrix, was it intentional to name Zion with a Z because it’s the last human city and Z is the last letter in the alphabet?
Could Morpheus not get out of the chair with his hands cuffed? I’m confused.  I mean cause feet. He could have knelt over and got up. He could have run and jumped and got the out of there. I mean what are handcuffs? You just shot at me and she just slammed into the glass building. I think we can tackle some handcuffs.